Alright you have forced my hand. You people need to be removed from your computer and banned from the keyboards. We don’t even deserve our own self-imposed t...

It’s time to process some signals and compare “real” neural networks and “complex” neural networks. First off let’s explain what in the world we are going to...

No one knows what an imaginary number is. It’s like asking ML people how this algorithm is meant to work outside of a notebook. That reality just does not ex...

There are too many floats now and no one knows what they are. Everyone knows about 64- and 32-bit floats but over the past 10 years all these “new” types hav...

You all have destroyed this industry. You are a token addict and need to be admitted into a mental institution. You woke up and started prompting with your 3...

The question that has been debated by many overweight nerds and now new cool chad vibe coders, is what is good code and bad code? You have the old guard zeal...

It’s time to take the lessons from the last blog post and make ourselves a genuine multi modal model. This is all the rage these days. We are going to train ...

Remember in Bloodborne how your character gains insight and you can start to see all these “hidden” creatures that were there the whole time? Well, in some w...

I’ve got sweat pouring down my face. My arms are heavy, knees weak, and the model ain’t ready. This is how it feels when tasked with recreating or modifying ...

Ho Ho Ho to all vibe coders and all those failing production pipelines. Santa is coming to town and this year he’s checking his AI generated naughty and nice...

Have you ever wanted to escape the clutches of python and finally convince your team and managers that this language should not be used for real programming?...

We all know Python is slow, but everyone knows the secret to Python programming is to try and avoid Python at all costs and call a C/Rust binding beneath the...

What is going on with batch normalization in 2025? What is the purpose of this technique? Have we learned any lessons since its inception?

You’re about to wrap up the feature or delivery and are sitting there waiting for the pipeline to finish all the stages and pump out those sweet green checkm...

So you want to dabble in the dark arts and gain the sweet performance boost of C/C++ while still using python. I’ve got some news for you, buddy: this road i...

You wake up in a blurry haze. Zuck has unzipped his human flesh skin suit and you are face to face with the real lizard man. He begins to probe you for all y...

Training your ML models is frustrating and sometimes it is difficult to know what is going on. Your loss is kinda trending down and your metrics still show a...

This will be a quick dive into how everything these ivory tower professors taught you is false about OOP. Most professors in CS departments beat it into your...

They say a well balanced diet is healthy but all I see are fat people. This is how I feel when all your textbooks and classrooms give you this nice clean dat...

You just got done sprint planning and you feel depressed. The boss needs this new feature cranked out on the pronto so you get busy. You get your coffee and ...

Another day, another standup, another new JavaScript library, another broken agent-based framework, another non-existing dataset, another failed training exp...